Updated 7/28/97
Okay, I know what your thinking. Bob, you dumbass, what the hell is wrong
with you. I was supposed to have this page done almost 2 weeks ago.
Well, my life sucks and so does everything in it. I finally got it done
and I promise to have it done on time from now on.
MATCH 1: Hacksaw Jim Duggan v. The Barbarian
This match was pretty boring. Jimmy Hart climbed up the side of the ring
and held back Hacksaw. The Barbarian missed the kick of Fear and nailed
Jimmy instead. Hacksaw rolled up the Barbarian for the pin. This brought
out Hugh Morris which also brought out Meng. Meng kicked everyones ass.
Your winner by pinfall: Hacksaw Jim Duggan
MATCH 2: Scott Norton v. Jim Niedhart
This match was kinda funny. Jim Niedhart attempted two clotheslines.
Niether even phasing Norton. Norton kicks Niedhart in the stomach and
powerbombs him. The End.
Your winner by pinfall: Scott Norton
MATCH 3: (Final Match) Dean Malenko v. Chris Jericho
This was a pretty good, yet very dissapointing match. It sarted off with
Jericho beating on Malenko. He caught Malenko as he was climbing into the
ring. Malenko was on top of Jericho almost the hole time though. After
being knocked outside the ring by Malenko, Jericho pulled out an illegal
hand object. (as Heenan likes to call it) Malenko pulled it away from
Jericho and nailed him with it. The ref spotted it in Malenko's hand and
called a disqualification. Dammit!!
Your winner by disqualification: Chris Jericho
MATCH 4: Curt Henning v. Steve Mongo McMicheal
Pretty short match. Mongo came down the ring looking pissed. As he walk
down he yelled at Henning "I told you i'd get another shot at you". As Mongo
entered the ring Henning punched Mongo into the corner. Then the dumbass
gets thrown into the other corner by an even more pissed off Mongo. Henning
got a few shots in during the match, but I still think the match belonged to
Steve. During the match Rude (Henning's Butt buddy) grabbed Mongo's leg.
This let Henning kick Mongo and apply the Henning plex. Dammit!!!
Your winner by pinfall: Curt Henning
MATCH 5: Scott Hall v. Sting
This match wasn't that good. I hate both nWo Hollywood and Wolfpack. Sting
owned the match and was about to apply the scorpion deathlock when Bret Fart
came out. Sting when out the ring to fight Bret. Sting got jumped by many
members of nWo Hollywood. Members of the Wolfpack come out. Blah blah blah.
Match thrown out: Both wrestlers were too damn gay.
MATCH 6: Bryan Adams v. Goldberg
Who do you think won? Quick boring match because Adams didn't stand a chance.
Does anyone really think WCW would let there hero lose to a jobber? I didn't
think so.
Your winner by pinfall: Goldberg
MATCH 7: Hollywood Hogan v. Diamond Dallas Page
This match sucked! Can those of you who didn't get to see it guess how it
ended? That's Right! Diamond Cutter followed by a bunch of nWo members.
Your winner by Disqualification: Diamond Dallas Page